The little quips started in 2012 at five-years-old and ran through 2014; then the classic “Xanderism” made its triumphant return in 2015. Now that he’s 8, I’m inclined to give Mr. X’s humorous wordplay a more age-appropriate title: X-Claims? Yep, that works for me.
So we’re heading to summer camp one recent morning when he begins contemplating the rules of the carpool lane.
What if there’s only one person in the car?
You can get a ticket and pay a fine.
Introducing the “X-Claims”: Do dogs count?